• Re: What Is Unix? (was: H

    From Timex@VERT/VINTAGE to Mortar on Tue Nov 10 20:04:00 2026
    Mortar wrote to MIKE POWELL <=-

    IBM 370/158; COBOL 74 was the dialect. Yeah, you had to watch that
    Data Division, but the Procedure Div. could be even more treacherous.
    One mis-placed special character can generate a multitude of error
    msgs. In fact we used to hold contests (unofficially, of course) on
    who could generate the most. I never came close to the record, which I believe was over 200 errors, just because a comma was used instead of a period, I forget how.

    When I was in high school, i had a class learning WATBOL. I and one other were really good at it, so we were tapped to help the teacher with debugging code written by other classmates. One person had 350+ Warnings and Errors, which made me laugh *hard*. I circled the first three typos I saw with my Red Pen(tm)
    and told them to fix and recompile. That took care of almost all of the issues.


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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to Timex on Wed Nov 11 09:40:07 2026
    Timex wrote to Mortar <=-

    When I was in high school, i had a class learning WATBOL. I and one
    other were really good at it, so we were tapped to help the teacher
    with debugging code written by other classmates. One person had 350+ Warnings and Errors, which made me laugh *hard*. I circled the first three typos I saw with my Red Pen(tm)
    and told them to fix and recompile. That took care of almost all of
    the issues.

    I remember writing FORTRAN code with a friend of mine in the lab. He
    had one of those errors when he compiled it that made almost every line
    below it error out.

    He decided as a joke to try compiling it with the PASCAL compiler and
    got less errors.



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